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“Oh, so you trust your mind over your muscles? A bold choice... or a fatal mistake? Who’s to say? One thing’s certain: if you play your cards right, maybe you won’t need to punch your way through every problem. Just don’t forget—overthinking can be dangerous too. Ever met a philosopher who survived a dragon attack? Yeah, me neither.”
Lapis Lazuli was the stone of ancient sages and stargazers. Legend has it that the first wizards used it to uncover the secrets of the cosmos. Those who wear it are said to think faster, judge sharper, and perhaps even glimpse hidden truths. Or at the very least, not fall for every trick in the book… which is a useful talent, trust me.
Why Lapis Lazuli?
Lapis is known as the stone of wisdom and truth. The ancients believed it helped its wearer think clearly, make better decisions, and notice the subtle signs others tend to ignore. If you want to always know who’s lying to you… well, this bracelet might be for you.
"Just a heads-up, adventurer… if you get too smart, people start to find it suspicious. Learn too much about how the world really works, and sooner or later, someone’s going to want to silence that clever little mouth of yours. But hey, what would I know… right?”
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“I recited a 40-minute theorem during combat. The bandits surrendered out of boredom.”
★★★★☆
“Learned six dialects in two days. Forgot my own name. Acceptable trade.”
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“I overthought my dinner. Forgot I don’t eat.”
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“I calculated 17 battle outcomes in advance. Still got hit by a potato. Can't win everything.”
